Boss.
Retirement is when you can finally stop being angry and grumpy.
Congratulations.
The lights have dimmed
and the cameras have stopped rolling.
Life has yelled Pack Up,
but there’s still time until The End.
Dear boss…
Retirement is life’s way of telling you
that you’ve spent too much time giving orders
and getting others to do things for you.
Now it’s time to do something on your own.
Don’t worry about setting a budget for your retirement.
Just focus on setting a timelines to fulfill all your dreams.
You may have accomplished many challenges so far…
but the biggest challenge of your retired life is about to begin
finding something challenging to do.
Good luck.
Retirement is life’s way of giving you a second chance to turn over a new leaf.
I think you will love retirement.
You never took day-offs from work…
and there are no day-offs in retirement either.
Happy retirement boss.
Retirement is life biggest irony
you’ll get bored soon and start looking for jobs to do.
Until now you worried frantically about reports and company balance sheets…
but in old age you’ll have to worry about not wetting your own sheets.
Just because the word tire is a part of retire,
it doesn’t mean you actually have to tire of life.
Have an awesome retirement.
No matter how grumpy and annoying you
may have been at the outset,
deep down inside all your colleagues
know that you did it in the best interests of the company or did you?
Retirement is an opportunity that life gives you to stop complaining
about not having the time or chance to do what you always wanted.
Throughout your career you were busy
climbing up the corporate ladder.
Retirement is the time to stop climbing
and put your feet up as you sit back on the sofa.
Enjoy.
The first destination you should travel to after retirement is a beautiful,
elusive island cut off from the rest of the world it’s called Happiness.
All your life you were wondering
why you tolerated an annoying boss
and put up with irritating colleagues
retirement is the answer.
Retiring is like falling in love for the first time.
Thinking about it gives you butterflies in the stomach
and you will never know how it feels until you actually retire.
Happy retirement.
Retirement is your chance to be true to your own self.
It is an opportunity to pick up forgotten hobbies
and nurture the little kid within you.
After all, it’s never too late to start living the life that you have always wanted to.
You may have got many promotions throughout your career,
but the best perks of your life star now
as you spend more time with your friends and family.
Congratulations on retiring.
Retirement is when life gives you
the greatest reward there can ever be peace of mind.
Stock up with lots of drinks,
good music and delicious food
the biggest party of your life is about to start.
