Best Flirty Pick Up Lines for Texting: Funny Pickup Lines

Najuk Najuk Unglii Jab Keypad Pe

Chaltii Hogii, Uss Pal To Mobile

Kii Bhi Jaan Nikaltii Hogii, Uske

Mann Me Bhi Aate Honge Ache Bure

Khayaal, Phir Usne Maari Hai Miscal.

Tujhe Dekhoon Jab Jab Meraa Dil Dhadke,

Kabhi Aag Lag Jaaye Kabhi Sholaa Bhadke,

Bin Badal Ke Jaise Bizli Kadke, 

Bin Pheron Kee Byaah Racha Jaaaaa, 

Raani Tuu Main Raja Raani Tuu Main Raja.!

Chal Meri Chandramukhi Aaish Karwaaungaa,

Jannat Dikhaaungaa Tujhe Java Pee Lee

Jaungaa, Colawarii Kii Dhun Tujh Koo

Sunaaunga, Tokyo Me Tajmahal Tere Liye

Banwaaunga, Bin Pheron Ke Byaah Racha

Jaa, Aajaa Merii Baahon Me Aajaa!.

Apne Mohalle Me Kuwaari Bahut Hai

Phoolon Se Najuk Hai Pyaari Bahut Hai

Tum Na Kisi Se Ankhiyan Ladaana

Maiyke Se Tum Zaraa Jaldi Bulana..!!

Seene Se Dupatta Tum Apne Nahi Sarkaana,

Deewano Kii Haii Mehfil Nazar Lag Jayegii,

Har Ekk Se Milne Kaa Anjaam Buraa Hogaa,

Phir Hogii Badii Mushkil Nazar Lag Jayegii..!!

Milenge Ladke Sabhi Tumhe Lalchi Bankar, 

Firo Na Sare Zamane Ki Aasiqi Bankar, 

Hamare Jaisa Koi Sur Fira Utha Lega, 

Sadak Pe Niklo Nahi Sapna Chaudhary Bankar.

Taubaa Yeh Matwaali Chaal Jhuk Jaaye

Phoolon Kii Daal, Poori Duniya Me O

Haseena Teraa Misaal Kaha, Haatho Me

Kitaab Baalon Me Gulab, Karna Haii Aaj

Kis Ka Hisaab, Meri Jaan Iraada Kyaa Haii!.

You Will Be Mine I Will Be Yours, Karenge

Hum Enter Love Ofcourse, Pyar Ki Hogi

New Shuruwaat, Phir Yaad Rakhegii

Tu Yeh Raat, Aajaa Meri Baahon Me

Aajaaa, Bin Pheron Kee Byaah Racha Jaa.

Yuu Bhi Kisi Kaa Degii Saath Mehndi Rachegi

Tere Haath, Hona Tooo Haii Parayi Mujh Me Hai

Kyaa Buraayi, Bahut Din Beete Akele Jeete

Tera Yeh Gulaam Puche Dil Thaam, Raazi Haii

To Bol Bheju Paigam, Merii Jaan Iraada Kyaa Hai.

Uff Yeh Terii Lachaktii Chaal Dil Kaa Meraa

Buraa Haii Haal, Thodaa Saa Rook Ke Hans

Ja Matlab Yeh Haii Kii Fass Jaa, Bahut Din

Beete Akele Jeete Kate Nahi Raat Bane

Nahi Baat, Jaaga Jaaga Pyar Maange

Teraa Saath, Merii Jaan Iraada Kyaa Hai.

Din Bhar Kaa Tera Yeh Sajjna Sawarna,

Bann Ke Tataari Jigar Me Utarna,

Tadpana Tarsaana Betaab Karna,

Karkar Ke Waade Yeh Tera Mukarna,

Andar Se Badi Kaatil Uppar Se Bholi Bhali,

Yeh Kudi Badi Haii Yaaro Dramewali.

Hume Heart Me Rakh Leejiye Naa Rakhiye

Mind Me, Naa Side Me Rakhiye Naa To

Rakhiye Behind Me, Haan Sunn Zara

Kudiye Badii Haii Fan Following,

Ignore Kar Naa Banda Bada Mind Blowing.

Twitter Pe Jaake Jhaank Le Yaa Facebook Pe Chhaan, 

Charche Hain Tere Yaar Ke Hain Laakhon Kadardaan, 

Upload Kar Tuu Saath Me Lee Loon Main Selfie, 

Mashoor Hoo Jayegi Baby Hoga Teraa Naam, 

Maana Milky Milky Body Haii Terii Glowing,

Ignore Kar Naa Banda Bada Mind Blowing!.

Whatsapp Pe DP Dekh Lee Kiska Kareebi Jaan,

Apni Frnds Se Pooch Lee Yaa Kehna Meraa Maan,

Branded Jo Teraa Haii Tashan Usse Dur Rakh Zaraa, 

Thoda Sa Love Koo Tag Kar Jannat Ka Lee Mazza, 

Arre Chalne De Gaadi Merii Tuu Jaan Slowing, 

Ignore Kar Naa Banda Bada Mind Blowing!.

Sunoo Ladki Ki Saheliyo Hum Joo Zidd Pe Aa Gaye, 

Ladki Lene Aayenge Tum Ko Bhi Lee Jayenge, 

Gussa Yeh Saara Ka Saara Reh Jayega Mano Hamara Ehsaan, 

Ki Ladke Ne Yes Kar Di, Yes Kar Di..!

Jiski Palken Meri Aankhon Pe Jhuki Rehti Hai,

Tum Wohi Mere Khayalon Ki Pari Ho Ki Nahi,

Kahin Pehle Ki Tarah Phir To Na Kho Jaaogi,

Jo Hamesha Ke Liye Ho Woh Khushi Ho Ki Nahi,

Maine Shayed Tumhe Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai.

Dekh Kar Tumko Kisi Raat Ki Yaad Aati Hai,

Ek Khamosh Mulaqaat Ki Yaad Aati Hai,

Zehan Me Husn Ki Thandak Ka Asar Jaagta Hai, 

Aanch Deti Huyi Barsaat Ki Yaad Aati Hai,

Maine Shayed Tumhe Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai..!

Ajnaabi Si Ho Magar Gair Nahi Lagti Ho,

Veham Se Bhi Jo Ho Naajuk Woh Yakeen Lagti Ho, 

Haye Yeh Phool Saa Chehra Yeh Ghaneri Zulfein, 

Mere Sheron Se Bhi Tum Mujhko Haseen Lagti Ho, 

Maine Shayed Tumhe Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai.!

Sar Par Rakhoo Dupatta Jidhar Jaao Ladkiyon,

Hone Lage Joo Sham Too Ghar Jaao Ladkiyon,

Raaton Ko Ghoom Kar Naa Yuu Ladke Bigaadiye,

Oh Jeans Top Waali Sudhar Jaao Ladkiyon..!

Buaa Tum Phuppa Se Keh Ke Shadi Meri Karwa Do,

Mami Tum Mama Se Keh Ke Shadi Meri Karwa Do,

Raaton Ko Mai Taare Ginti Banne Ki Judai Me,

Mummy Meri Shadi Kar Do June Yaa July Me,

Mummy Mera Dil Nahi Lagta College Ki Padhaai Me..!!