An Actionable Intro to Facebook Messenger for Business

Tujhase door jaane ka koi iraada na tha...

Par rookate aakhir kaise jab tu hi humara na tha...

Hum ladke badi

umeed ke sath

ladkiyon ke har

status ko

like or comment

karte hai.

OR

yeh ladkiyan hai ki

I am engaged ka

status daal ke mere

jaise masoom ladkon

ka dil tod deti hai.

Woh dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye !

Woh khushi hi kya jo hothon par rah jaye !!

Kabhi to samjho meri khamoshi ko !

Woh baat hi kya jo lafz aashani se kah jaye …

Mil Jayegi Koyi Na Koyi Chahne Wali..!!

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Ab Puri Facbook To

Be-wafaa Nahi Ho Sakti....!!!!

Na Pooch Teri Judai 

Ke Lamhy Maine Kaise Betaye,

Pani Mai Sirf Exle Mila 

Ker Straw Se Bulbuley Banaye.

Ek Din Aisa_bhi_aayega,

Tu Mujhe Request Bhejna Chahegi,

Lekin Wahan Sirf Ek He Option Hoga..

Only Follow Me..!!

Tham Sa Gaya Dil..!!

Tumhre Comments Kisi Aur

Ki Timeline Par Dekh Ke....!!!!

Wo mud mud ke Humhe dekh rahe the,

aur hum unhe..

Wo mud mud ke humhe dekh rahe the,

aur hum unhe..

Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na humhe..

One guy updated his Facebook status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was:

"Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!"