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woh esa button chahte hai...
Jis par click karne se comment karne wale ke ghar kanooni notice pahuch jaaye
Log Facebook Pe Feeling Hungry Aise Likhte Hain Jaise...
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Comment Mein Koi Roti De Jaye Ga!
Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3 - 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying :
"Hi, How Are You?"
"Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?"
"Hi, You Look Very Beautiful"
"Can We Be Friends?"
"Plz Accept My Frnd Request"
"Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked"
Shero Shayri Ki Bharmar Se
Wall Post Bhar Daalo,
Apni Facebook Wall Mein
Har 10 Minute Mein,
Dard Bhare Sheron ?
Shayri Ki Barsaat Kar Daalo,
Kya Pata Kon Si Shayri Kaunsi
Waali Ka Dil Jeet Le.
Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar
Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar
Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost,
Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar.
A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:
"Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!"
152 Likes and 1 comment.
Friend's Comment:
"Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone dega kya??!
Agr facebook par job hoti
,
to Maa kehti uth ja beta,
facebook ka time ho gaya hai ...!!!!
Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hun
Ki Kis Munh Se Apne Bachhon Se
Kahunga Ki Facebook,
WhatsApp Band Kar Ke Padhai Karlo!
Mark Zuckerberg got involved in a car accident with an M.P's son's car in Delhi.
MP's son angrily: Do you know who my father is?
Mark: Yes, his name is Jaspal Singh. He has 237 friends out of which 35 are women and your mother doesn't know 10 of them. Last month he went to Thailand and he.....
MP's Son: Bas Kar Yaar Galti Meri Thi!
Tujhase door jaane ka koi iraada na tha...
Par rookate aakhir kaise jab tu hi humara na tha...
Hum ladke badi
umeed ke sath
ladkiyon ke har
status ko
like or comment
karte hai.
OR
yeh ladkiyan hai ki
I am engaged ka
status daal ke mere
jaise masoom ladkon
ka dil tod deti hai.
Woh dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye !
Woh khushi hi kya jo hothon par rah jaye !!
Kabhi to samjho meri khamoshi ko !
Woh baat hi kya jo lafz aashani se kah jaye …
Mil Jayegi Koyi Na Koyi Chahne Wali..!!
..
Ab Puri Facbook To
Be-wafaa Nahi Ho Sakti....!!!!
Na Pooch Teri Judai
Ke Lamhy Maine Kaise Betaye,
Pani Mai Sirf Exle Mila
Ker Straw Se Bulbuley Banaye.
Ek Din Aisa_bhi_aayega,
Tu Mujhe Request Bhejna Chahegi,
Lekin Wahan Sirf Ek He Option Hoga..
Only Follow Me..!!
Tham Sa Gaya Dil..!!
Tumhre Comments Kisi Aur
Ki Timeline Par Dekh Ke....!!!!
Wo mud mud ke Humhe dekh rahe the,
aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud ke humhe dekh rahe the,
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na humhe..
One guy updated his Facebook status:
"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was:
"Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!"
