As I congratulate you and your fiancée for getting engaged
I want to give you both a very stern warning, you see
Both of you are free to indulge in your romantic rants at home
But don’t put up a mushy display of your loved up antics in front of me
I know your love is passionate, romantic, blah, blah, blah
But don’t bring your PDA into my face
Don’t be mistaken, I am really very happy for you both
But I don’t want your squishy romance in my space
Ok, ok, I am kidding and I hope you know that
I wish nothing but the very best for you love birds
Knowing the clown that I like to be all the time
Take my greeting in jest and ignore the harmless words
Congratulations