Weekend Captions For Instagram Pictures

Twinkle, twinkle little star... Point me to the nearest bar.

Today, I will be as useless as the “G” in the LASAGNA.

The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends.

Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else!

Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.

“Jet lag is for amateurs.”

Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering.

Happiness is... not having to set the alarm for the next day.

Smile and enjoy the weekend.

I smell the weekend.

Happiness is pizza on a Friday right before a three-day weekend!

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

Be someone’s Sunday, not Saturday night.

Travel is my therapy.

What is life but one Grand Adventure?

I love SUNday

A spontaneous road trip with no destination!

The tan will fade, but the memories will last forever.