Coffee Shop Captions and Quotes For Instagram

Women aren’t supposed to make coffee…the Bible says, “He-brews"

The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.

I put coffee in my coffee

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

C:>http://COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee

Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

The only time it’s acceptable to watch a barista at the bar is when you compliment their skills. “You’re so boss.”

I like big cups and I cannot lie.

Armed with coffee ☕ , contour and confidence.

Oh look it's Coffee o'clock!

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee

Coffee, coffee! It’s our drink! If we don’t get it, we can’t think!

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Drown your troubles in Coffee.

Caffeine-The other Vitamin C.

Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

Obsessive Coffee Disorder