Perfect Breakfast Quotes and Captions For Instagram

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast time.

If you want breakfast in bed tomorrow, sleep in the kitchen tonight.

Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

I have two bowls 🍲🍲 of confidence for breakfast each morning.

I think it's important to start the day with a proper breakfast.

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart.

Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert.

I have no intention of telling people what I have for breakfast.

When you have something for breakfast, you're not going to be starving by lunch.

Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.

Friend😋: What would you choose between hamburger or donuts? Me: PIZZA, obviously ;)

Vegan brunch tastes like a bowl of erasers.

I love sleep because it's like a time machine for breakfast.

Hope makes a good breakfast. Eat plenty of it.

It takes some skill to spoil a breakfast - even the English can't do it.